Funny programming related quotes
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wrote on 1 Jun 2011, 22:35 last edited by
This is what Bjarne Stroustrup quoted on criticism of C++:
bq.
There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses. -
wrote on 2 Jun 2011, 04:18 last edited by
I like this one :
bq. 3. "Most good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program."
- Linus Torvalds
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wrote on 15 Jun 2011, 19:05 last edited by
One of my favourites is: It's compiling - mostly I'm slacking of
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wrote on 15 Jun 2011, 21:02 last edited by
bq. One of my most productive days was throwing away 1000 lines of code. ~ Ken Thompson
bq. Deleted code is debugged code. ~ Jeff Sickel
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wrote on 15 Jun 2011, 21:26 last edited by
[quote author="bergo.torino" date="1308164714"]One of my favourites is: It's compiling - mostly I'm slacking of [/quote]
Important one to remember then is "xkcd comic 303":http://xkcd.org/303/ -
wrote on 16 Jun 2011, 06:42 last edited by
"Let's document all the bugs we have so that they become features" :)
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wrote on 16 Jun 2011, 06:57 last edited by
bq. If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. ~Author Unknown
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wrote on 16 Jun 2011, 07:49 last edited by
@Santosh nice!
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wrote on 16 Jun 2011, 08:08 last edited by
[quote author="Santosh Reddy" date="1308207477"]bq. If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. ~Author Unknown[/quote]
This quote originates from Edsger Dijkstra. -
wrote on 23 Jun 2011, 16:03 last edited by
The First Commandment of Technology.
The Commandments of Technology:
Thou shalt read the fucking manual.
Thou shalt treat technology with care and love.
Thou may covet thy neighbor's technology, but thou shalt not steal it.
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wrote on 25 Jun 2011, 10:56 last edited by
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late.
*Seymoure Cray *I am a composer, horn player, and computer programmer.
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wrote on 4 Jul 2011, 19:32 last edited by
"If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." --Marcus Alexander Brigstocke