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    john_god
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    Edit: Link to website removed. Chrome browser is now reporting malware warning related to the site.
    Better safe than sorry.

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      qxoz
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      Great, thanks :)

      From the Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary:
      Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless.
      Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.

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        musimbate
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        Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.
        Sounds like a joke one of my coworkers's jokes.

        Thanks man!

        Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?-Steve Jobs

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          victorpaul01
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          [quote author="musimbate" date="1370769295"]Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.
          Sounds like a joke one of my coworkers's jokes.

          Thanks man![/quote]

          Hahahahha

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            andre
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            [quote author="john_god" date="1370444250"]
            http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/

            :)[/quote]

            I get a warning from Chrome about that site possibly serving malware. Just so you know...

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              ThElitEyeS
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              +1
              [quote author="Andre" date="1372672654"]
              [quote author="john_god" date="1370444250"]
              http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/

              :)[/quote]

              I get a warning from Chrome about that site possibly serving malware. Just so you know...[/quote]

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                john_god
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                I just seen that warning too. It wasnt there when I first posted.
                I removed the link

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